The Life of a Presidential Advisor – in 72 hours


Saturday Afternoon

Advisor: OK Donny. Repeat after me: Nazis are bad. Here is your statement. Walk up to that podium and read what’s on this sheet of paper.
Donny walks up to the podium. . .
Advisor: D’Oh!

 

Monday Afternoon

Advisor: OK Donny. Listen to me and repeat after me: Nazis are bad. Here is your statement. Walk up to the podium and read ONLY what’s on this sheet of paper.
Donny walks up to the podium . . .
Advisor:  Phew.

 

Tuesday Afternoon

Advisor: OK Donny. Step out of the elevator, walk up to the podium, and talk about Infrastructure.
Donny walks up to the podium. . .
Advisor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

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